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Dec. 3rd, 2012 04:57 pmYou have reached the office of Marcus A. Whitman the first; mail-order knight, kind and benevolent ruler, ex-pat Brit, and last of the red hot swamis. Leave a message after the charming electronic tone and I'll return your call post haste.
